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TSA Took My Spoons Away

from Life on the Rails by Old John Smokey

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TSA, TSA
TSA took my spoons away
What the hell I'mma' posta play
TSA took my spoons away

I was getting on a airplane
just the other week
when I tried to pass the gate
the guard began to speak

he said Mr Smokey,
I'll have to have your spoons
they're a danger to our nation
so hand 'em over soon

TSA, TSA
TSA took my spoons away
What the hell I'mma' posta play
TSA took my spoons away


How many tax dollars
Do I have to pay
to fund the men and women
of the Take my Spoons Away
I know They're protecting us
from nail clippers, spoons, and shoes
but how come it feels like the terrorists win
and Old John smokey always lose?

TSA, TSA
TSA took my spoons away
What the hell I'mma' posta play
TSA took my spoons away

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from Life on the Rails, released March 4, 2014

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Old John Smokey Elmira, New York

I'm known as Old John Smokey and people round these parts know me for my spoontastic bonanza of blues music.

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